mikerickson:

i didn’t know it was possible to trust someone this much

anglosexualsunited:

i like where this man’s priorities lie

amsterdamnedd:

basedgosh:

if my kids end up being better looking than me theyre grounded

memecollection:

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alangwiggy:

Bromance at its finest

kanyewesticle:

Katie you little bitch

truelifequote:

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kiodi:

my last word will probably be either “whoops” or “shit”

perks-of-being-a-nerdgirl:

sometimes i wonder what drugs the neopets staff was on

westernkanye:

westernkanye:

i’m going to survey and see if it’s true that a guys lips are the same color as the head of their penis

kawaiicornsnake:

kawaiicornsnake:

I think the real question is why should a girl shave, preen and diet herself into oblivion for a guy in sweatpants and a t shirt who hasn’t trimmed his pubes in 3 years

Please stop reblogging this I’m scared a social justice warrior is gonna find it and realise I’m a boy

hitlersbreastmilk:

do not make decisions at 2 am when you are sad

veup:

before tumblr i never knew there were so many things to be offended about

acomas:

my hobbies include eating and complaining that i’m getting fat